My Tools Work Better Than I Do Tee – Built for Busted Routines and Reliable Gear

The drill’s still buzzing, the level’s still straight, and somehow your tools are the only ones pulling their weight today. This tee celebrates every tradie who’s got top-tier kit and half-tier motivation.

The My Tools Work Better Than I Do Tee is your badge of honour for those days when you’re physically present, mentally elsewhere, and just hoping the jobsite doesn’t go up in smoke.

> For when the cordless is charged — but you’re not.

Details: Material: 100% combed cotton — soft on the skin, rough on expectations

Weight: Heavyweight 220gsm — like you, this tee’s not flimsy

Fit: Regular/tradie cut — perfect for layering over broken dreams

Print: Burnt orange and white — crisp, clean, and hard to ignore

Care: Wash cold, swear warm — holds its colour better than you hold composure



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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